COMPARING INDIA AND AMERICA
Today we see a lot of leaders in India who have a one-way love affair with America. The following paragraphs are for them to read.
Why all this talk about Freedom in India? Because, we have something precious here in India. We have real freedom, real rights here unlike the pathetic symbolic rights that Americans enjoy. We celebrate freedom the way God intended it. And it is our duty to ourselves and to future generations to defend that freedom.
I know this description is confusing to the average person who wants to go to America rather than heaven when he dies. America where there is big clean roads, no corrupt babus, no hartals and where the schools are so brilliant and produce inventors and scientists.
Our media is one of the best in the world. That is something that is very obvious if we compare an Indian newspaper and an American newspaper side by side. But one thing that our media lacks is insight into how well we compare against other countries. The American media on the other hand is constantly pushing America's 'image' abroad, an image which is mostly imagined than real, while our media is so modest about our country.
Let us look at a simple example that illustrates the extent of freedom that we have in India. And I would challenge any American 'freedomer' to prove me wrong. Let us imagine you have a 6 year old child. He goes to school in India. He gets a bit restless in school. He throws his shoe at a school window accidentally and breaks it. The teacher gets her cane, he gets a whack on his palm with it, and his parents get a note from the teacher. The parents give him a good scolding and a whack with a stick. End of the story. The kid grows up, he is happy, healthy of mind and body and soul, he loves his teachers, he loves his parents, he becomes a good useful normal member of society, life goes on. Now let us rewind the tape, and change the story a bit. The kid, unfortunately for him, is born in America. He goes to an American school. One morning, he says he wants to color his hair green. His gung-ho dad says, "why not, son?!" So off he goes to school with green hair. The school objects to a green haired freak running wild on school grounds. His Dad is outraged. "This is a free country", he yells as he slams his fist on the table. "This is America!" He dials his lawyer. Next day it is national news, family sues school because they interfered with child's right to self expression. The school gets sued for 40 million dollars as compensation for mental anguish (ha ha) and pain and suffering and discrimination (ha ha ha). The school is scared out of its wits. They let the kid come to school with green hair and African braids and what not. America savours this sweet example of how much 'freedom' they have. Symbolic freedom , how America loves it! And then…. One day the kid throws a shoe accidentally at a window and breaks it. Hmm. Giving him a whack with a cane is illegal in 'ethical, free, conscientious (who made up such a ******* word?) America. But the school policeman has something legal and ethical to use on him, handcuffs and a stun gun to restrain him . How many people in India know that schools in America have police officers with guns and stun guns? Hmm..more 'ethical' and 'acceptable' and 'conscientious' stuff follows. The school also has a psychiatrist on staff. Unheard of in free countries like India! The psychiatrist comes and looks the kid up and down and shows him some inkblots and asks him about sexual abuse and other all-American topics. Finally the kid is granted two or three different psychiatric diagnoses, and his parents are ordered to administer the psychiatric drugs to 'make him normal'. The parents are outraged. They say 'No way!!'. The American 'doing the right thing' machine now kicks in. Criminal charges are filed against the parent for 'breaking the law of the land' (some laws are intrinsically illegal, such illegal laws would never be followed in Free countries like India). Next thing you know, the kid's parents are officially criminals. The father loses the little job that he had at Walmart, because Walmart being a good corporate employer does not hire criminals and felons and certainly not child-abusing parents who wont give proper medicines to their children (ha ha!) Now the family cannot pay the rent. The landlord does the 'right thing' and what 'Jesus would have done' and kicks them out. Now they are homeless. Now the 'social security' department starts their part of the drama. Hmm homeless parents cannot afford to keep kids. "We want to make sure your kids are ok". The kids are forcibly taken from the parents and sent off to someone else's homes to live there. That family, a family made up of a father, mother and child has been transformed overnight into ashes, that is the magic of 'American Freedom'. And that is what we should know about America to understand how India compares to America. We have the most Free country on God's earth. Even the poorest, most humble Indian has more REAL RIGHTS in India than even an American senator. What Americans have are a lot of high profile symbolic rights such as the right to color their hair green. These are the kind of clownish rights that receive a lot of press, and the world sighs and croons, 'Oh America the Free… home of the brave and free…..'.
India is incredible because we are the most FREE COUNTRY on the face of this earth. That is our claim to greatness, that is what defines our great country. And one day the world will understand that, and even more important, every Indian will understand that, and value what we have here in our great land. Now why am I talking about how precious our land is? Because when we have something so precious as what we have in our Glorious India, we also need to have the means to defend it. I am talking about the nuclear treaty and how it could threaten our freedom and our way of life. Before we get to that, let us talk a little bit of world history.
Most Indian politicians have absolutely no idea as to how the American media represents a totally negative image of India back in their country. This is not by accident. A big part of creating and perpetuating the myth of the 'shining city on the hill' is to create an incredible level of ignorance and indeed misinformation about the outside world. Our newspapers croon "American president declares that America has to follow India's example". Maybe he said that while drinking mango juice at an Indian restarant. Pick up any American newspaper. You will never see any mention of India, not even one line in an entire year, unless of course there is something nasty to say. How many Indian diplomats noticed that while the US media was reporting the Mumbai terror attacks, they carefully avoided showing any shots of the Taj Hotel in its beauty. Instead, the cameras zoomed in on nearby gutters, messy electric poles etc. I call it mosquito journalism- the mosquito, even when it sits on the udder of the cow, does not seek milk, it seeks only blood.
Let me give you another example to illustrate the methodology the American media uses to create a negative image of other countries. Imagine for a second that the 'hotdog' was an Indian product instead of an American product. Here is exactly how an American journalist would have described it: "The natives eat pig-intestines stuffed with crushed pig-meat and covered in a yellow sauce that conjures up images of something you dont want to think of with food, and on top of that they add a blood colored liquid. The meat is still pink in colour. The natives devour this strange thing that they consider delicious."
I have had Americans ask me "Are there cars in India?" "Is there more than one college in India?" And our poor little Indian media mistakenly believes that the American media gives India the kind of glowing coverage that the Indian media gives America.
There is a method to this madness. In the American grand plan, every other country is considered a potential American state. It may take two years or twenty or even two hundred, but in the end, they are determined to own each and every country. Invasions don't happen in one day. There is a preparatory phase which may last for years or even decades. During that preparatory phase the target country is demonized , an image is created of unsavoury hostile savage natives with primitive religious customs, internal oppression, dire poverty and partial insanity, waiting to be delivered and saved. Indeed, the average American believes that India is a muslim country. I have had Americans ask me "Which part of Iran is India located in?" Surprised ? You better believe it! Welcome of the land where the vice-president candidate believes that Africa is a country! I am not saying that ignorance is a crime. But when that ignorance comes from a country that has 5000 nuclear warheads, you understand the gravity of the situation, and the danger it poses.
What is really surprising is how the Indian foreign service has failed to notice these facts that are so simple yet as fundamental as the concept of gravity (remember, Newton did not discover gravity, he just noticed something obvious that nobody had noticed for thousands of years) . One solution would be to start a new Indian consulate, this time in the American heartland, like Tennessee or Nebraska instead of in New York City. New York is predominantly foreign in its ethnic makeup and you will not get a taste of the real America.
Need to hear more wonderful examples of the 'unknown America' ? Tonight walk into any electronics store in Kanpur and ask for a radio. Get the cheapest one, something that is less than Rs 100. Now check the dials. You will see that it has SW, or shortwave, something that enables you to listen to foreign broadcasts. Now have your brother-in-law in Umrika go pick up a radio from the local Walmart. I guarantee, it will not have shortwave. These are just one of the many little mechanisms in place in the 'open, free country' to keep out any information from the outside world. But unlike the dramatics of the Berlin wall, the glass wall around America is invisible, and it is unbreakable.
So throw away your pathetic T-shirt with the American flag on it, it does not stand for what you thought it stands for. And try to understand the greatness of our India. 'Saare Jahaan Se Acha' are not merely the words of a song, they are the word of God himself. There is no country on earth like our Hindustan. We are the best of the best.